Yes Super Mom Is Just That Busy

I mean how does she do it, 3 kids, and 3 pieces of bread for breakfast.

I Wish I Was 2 Again

Pissing my pants, eating all day long. I would just walk around be like “hey mom where is dinner”, then I would go watch some cartoons, and laugh by ass off all day, then I would eat a whole bunch of food, fudgecicles, and candy. I could go outside and take shits just like a dog. I could grab babysitters boobs and it would be considered cute. I could also think…

Oh Baby

Baby you know I’ll always love, I’ll always have a place for you in my libido. You know those other girls didn’t mean anything to me, and I got herpes by accident baby, I swear it was my friends. Just thinking about giving you that sex gets me all hot, doesn’t it you baby?

Personals.

SCB: (Single City Bear), seeks friend for NYC “rendezvous”. Cute and Charming. Furry. Will always laugh at your jokes. Gets Better with age.

Humans are the pussies of the primate species

If you can’t beat man, change man. Notice in the last 50 years how much man has changed, south park and crab people were right and we are about to get dominated by some extra terrestrial with a pole up their asses but they will be able to beat us. The people with power today are the ones with the money not the ones who could rip a head off a lion, or rip another man’s scrotum off to prove they are the alpha leader.

Nothing Is Good Or Evil Only Thinking Makes It So

I knew this guy that hated children and believed that at their roots they were truly evil because they were just undeveloped adults. But never assume kids are evil, miniature versions of adults. Adults are simply evil because we are complete versions of children.

Is it about putting something new into the world, or should you think about it being a good at all. I mean anyone can put something new into the world, every time you skeet something was there that wasn’t there before but were you doing it for the right reasons. Ah hell is that even good.

Sinful Intrigue

My knowledge of soft-core porn will come in handy when a group of scantily dressed, woman need to raise $10,000 overnight to save their beach house, and the only way is to open up a bikini bistro/massage parlor.

Playtime might be the best Cinemax porn ever.  Look it up if you want.  

Just Be Fulfilled

 To those who feast everyday, don’t feast at all because they do not cherish everyday they feast but only the days they do not.

Remember that slut on the Golden Girls that was pretty funny.

Go Forth and Prosper

How are we such an interesting species, we live by the philosophy of others, and we die by life long frames of those famous. Today our lives are dictated by whether we do or do not love life. Judging our lives by the minute, yet trying to live for a lifetime. How long we invest ourselves in the secret of others only to find out we are seeking our lifelong inhibitions.

According to people who watched the Super Bowl half time show, the middle finger is offensive

Apparently the children's virgin eyes and minds have been destroyed by this new found form of expression.

Could they even tell us why it is offensive?