Once there was an intervention for Fabio, he was addicted to his pectoral muscles, they were the size of dinner plates, and often he had people eat off him at Planet Hollywood. He would also sit in the weight room and constantly work, his pecs like an animal all day. I would come up to him in the gym, but he continued to tell me “ You can look but you may not touch”, in that spicy accent of his.
All his friends were at his house, but Fabio is very late. Claire, his girlfriend, must keep her guests occupied. But is the intervention for Fabio, or maybe all of his friends have the problems? Gerard watched out the window and asked himself where the love had gone in his life. Didier was up late last evening, because of his gambling problem. He bet on how many puppies his neighbor was going to have, and they don’t even have a dog. Poor Shania Twain, she was married to Mutt Lang but wish she had passed him up for Stiles White, that guy is a god. Thomas, well, nothing is wrong with him, except the fake ball cancer-kidney stone combo, that he uses to get seizure medicine. Patricia cries, why does she continue to date Sean Connery, she has just used him to get to Roger Moore. But they used him indeed, she finally figured out that she could never have either of them, because of the hurt of both.
And finally Claire, dear Claire, she always worried what everyone else thought, She is embarrassed of Fabio's problem. Fabrice watched her as she served drinks, he has been concerned very much so. Why is this that she seemed of it? Did he also wonder, where is my car is? “What is all of this hub-bub about, tight shirt, ruby Tuesday, potato” said Fabio. Although Fabio had just entered, the intervention had already begun....
