Confused Kids

I can’t wait to have kids just so I can use all that sexual innuendo with my wife.  Like my kid would come in and ask if he could get a sand box.  Then I’d be like there is already plenty of sand in her box.  The kid would be all confused.  Oh yeah. 

Pointillism Universe

Take a painting, I especially like to take A Sunday Afternoon in the thing, by that pointillism guy.  I mean wow.  Deepest painting ever it gets my vote for sure.  You have society, what was going through at the time.  I mean look at this guy, there is a guy in the bushes does he have a gun I don’t’ know.  Then they got the fucking monkey what the hell.  I heard it had something to do with prostitutes, there are so many prostitutes in that painting and that reinforces that is disengagement of society.  Not only is everyone made of mere points, or dots, which means everyone is made up of nothing, or the same thing, but the people believed to be high class merely use prostitutes for their own being, and that is what creates them.  Do we create our own problems?

Smiling Girls

I love it when girls that are walking by themselves smile, and maybe sometimes laugh a little. A lot of girls have beautiful smiles, that they only show when they are alone.  I sometimes hope they are thinking of me, and that’s why they are smiling.  Then I realize that I don’t know them, I will never know them, and they will never know me, and it just makes the world a sadder place.

Ok Go

If you are into a mix of techno and commercial jingles and bands that make millions off doing one take music videos.  Ok Go is the band for you. The Rube Goldberg one was awesome, but give me a break with that treadmill shit. 

Two Princes

Spin Doctors “2 Princes” has to be the best song of the millenium, nothing else compares to the Spin Doctors first of all, they are quite the jacks of all trades, and then they hit us with 2 Princes and we aren’t suppose to cream.  Just go ahead now.  The art direction on the video was spectacular, wearing goofy winter hats, black and white, cardboard signs, zooming in and out.  Just take that man and throw him a million dollars, because that man should be King, or perhaps a Prince, hehehehe.

Funny story, in 6th grade when we were first introduced in the class after summer we had to say our name, and for shits the teacher thought it would be funny for us to include our favorite band.  I had to go first because that was position in the giant U.  I couldn't think, I froze up and said Spin Doctors.  Worst day of my life, which turned into the worst year, no one forgets that shit.  

Old People

Why do people get on old people for smelling?  Of course they are going to smell, everyone will smell when they are old.  You are so used to your scent that you can’t tell it is bad as it gets progressively worse. Lay off them.  Your life will probably be pretty fucked up by the time you reach 80.  Bastard teenagers, don't know anything. 

Wiping

The way people wipe is amazing.  The thing about wiping your ass is really no one taught you when you were older, so how do you know if you are doing it the right way.  The reason is, unless your parents are perverse assholes, or you are one yourself, then you haven’t seen anyone wiping before.  It was kind of like you invented your own way, sideways, blotting, front to back, back to front, circular, folded, crumpled, it’s weird and it's all good.