Trip to the Record Store

So I walk into this record store and I tell the guy at the register if he has any new Kirk Cobain from that band Nirvana.  He gives me kind of an inquisitive look, like he’s not into this stuff.  I had just bought Nevermind, so I tell him it is the greatest stuff I’ve ever heard, and he should really check it out, I mean it could be the next big thing.  Then I mention that I even started to play guitar myself, maybe someday I could be in their band and play with Kirk. He seems like the type of guy that is really happy and appreciative of everyone who loves Nirvana. I ask if they are thinking of putting out another record, because I tell you I think it would be a hit if it was anything like their first one.  Then I ask, “didn’t Kirk marry Goldie Hawn a couple years ago, she’s such a sweet heart for putting up with that jerk Mandela”  For some reason I was banned for life. 

Le Huitieme Jour

Le film “Le Huitième Jour” est un film par réalisateur Jaco Van Dormael.  Il a tourné en mille neuf cent quatre-vingt seize.  Il y a deux vedettes dans le film, Harry et George.  Harry a été joué par l’acteur Daniel Auteil, Il est tres connu dans la France, et George a été joué par l’acteur Pascal Duquenne. Je pense que Pascal Duquenne a agi mieux que Daniel Auteil.  Une actrice dans le film est Miou-Miou, elle a joué Julie, la femme de Harry.  La version originale a été tourné en 1960, par Marcel Hanoun.  C’est un film du francais mais il y a les sous titres pour les spectateurs américains.

            Le film a commencé dans l’institution avec George.  George est un resisdent dans cette institution.  Il a voulu être avec sa mere, mais sa mère est morte.  Harrry est un employee du banque.  Il a beaucoup travailé.  Sa femme l’a quitté en comment ses enfants, parce-que Harry a beaucoup travailé. George a recité les sept jours du creation: le premier jour on a fait le soleil, le deuxième jour on a fait la mer, le troisième jour on a fait les disques (la musique), le quatrième jour on a fait la télévision, le cinquième jour on a fait l’herbe, le sixième jour on a fait les hommes, et le septième jour, reste. 

            Un soir, quand Henry a conduit a la maison, il a frappé le chien de Georges.  Il a été tres triste, mais Harry a rêcontré George.  Harry n’ai pas su quel fait avec George.  Il l’a emmené au poste du police, mais George a caché dans la voiture.

            Le matin prochain, George a mangé beaucoup du chocalat, Il a été tres mal.  Harry a conduit George á la maison de la mère, mais sa mère est morte.  Puis, Harry s’a conduit á la maison de la soeur de George, Fabienne, mais sa soeur n’a pas accepteé George dans la maison.  Apres, George et Henry ont mangé dans un restaurant.  George a donné un cadeau pour la serveuse, mais Elle a rejeté George parce-qu’il était un mongolien.         Puis, Ils ont conduit á la maison de sa femme, Julie, pour la célébration d’anniversaire de son enfant.  Harry a attaqué Julie, puis George est entré pour les arrêter.  Harry a été tres triste mais George  l’a fait content. 

             Harry a conduit George a  l’institution, et a dit “Au revoir George”.  Mais pendant un voyage au musée d’art, George et ses amis ont quitté, et ont volé un bus.  Ils sont allés chercher Harry et Nathalie.  Ensuite, Ils sont allés chez Julie, pour l’anniversaire.  Il y a eu feux d’artifice, et un carnival.  Mais, les policiers ont arreté le celebration. Nathalie est allée á la maison, George a été triste. 

            Finalement, George a mangé beaucoup de chocolats, et il est tombé du bâtiment. Il est mort.  Harry a été triste, son ami est mort, mais Harry a été content ce il s’a recontré.  Harry a joué avec ses enfants, sa vie a été meilleure que avant.  Ensuite, Harry a recité les sept jours, comme George, mais Harry a dit “Le Huitième Jour”, on a fait Georges. :-)

            “Le Huitieme Jour” est un tres bon film.  Il est tres amusant et drôle, mais émouvant a la même temps.  Je pense que le film est très génial.  “Le Huitieme Jour” est le meilleur film j’ai regardé dans la class de francais. Le film est aussi bon que “Titanic”.  Mais “Magnolia” est meilleur que “Le Huitième Jour”.  Le film est un film d’amour, une comédie, et un drame.  La musique dans le film est très bon,  surtout les chansons de la mère de Georges.

            “Le Huitième Jour” était un film que nous avons regardé pour la classe de Francais.  Nous n’avons pas payé pour regarder ce film, pas de guichet.  Nous l’avons vu dans la classe avec une télévision, pas de grand écran.  La séance a commencé à 10:15.  Ma place pour le regarder a été dans le deuxième rang.------La Joie de Vivre!!

One More Point on Rapture

Stupid question for religious nuts, but what point would God have in us mortals knowing when our rapture is going to be.  Don’t you think to be fair, it probably wants the element of surprise on us monkeys. 

Time Flies

One of the most fascinating things I've ever learned is the notion that the faster you are moving the slower time moves for you relatively to those "motionless" and the difference gets exponentially greater as you approach the speed of light.  E=MC squared?  Is that what that is about?  Anywho the story goes that if you were in a spaceship traveling around the Earth at the speed of light, years would be going by on Earth to what would only seem like hours or minutes to use in the ship.  It also works on much smaller scales.  They tested this theory a couple of times with an atomic clock and a jet, where the clock on the jet was like microsecond different than the one maintained as control after a flight of several hours. 

Why this notion of the universe hasn't gotten much further examination blows my mind.  If there were going to be an omnipotent being controlling the universe, this is one major piece of the puzzle that would bring us toward that ultimate truth.  But the thing is, aren't we always moving or in motion?  The Earth is spinning, the earth is revolving around the sun, the sun is revolving around the center of the galaxy, I'm pretty sure, that galaxy is revolving around something bigger and so on and so forth.  Not to mention our matter is still flying out from the big bang.  How does this all effect our perception of time.  With everything being relative to the univers maybe none since everything seems to be in constant motion.  Can anything smaller than the universe experience complete motionless?  The sun is probably moving thousands of miles a second, which in turn means we are relative to other positions in the galaxy, which if we were to do that on Earth would increase the difference with that experiment with the fighter jet 1000 fold.   If the sun stopped, would we age a lifetime in a split second.  Can we even call it a second then?  Or is it as humans the days will just keep adding up, time seems somewhat constant to us, and if the universe stopped we would just age regular in our own minds, but to observer outside the universe we would be gone like that (snaps fingers). 

Now recently, I think time has gone ridiculously fast.  Many say it is a factor of just getting older, you've lived more days so your collective memories of days becomes more and more, a day feels like it goes faster than it did when you were say 5 years old.  However now, something feels a little off otherwise, it feels like it is more of a collective group of people thinking this.  What if the matter from the big bang is finally slowing down and is causing our perception of time?  How would that effect our concept of time?  There should be a way to calculate when the matter from the big bang starts to slow down from its initial acceleration.  Maybe that is the key to our existence.  That the universe slowed down at just the right time to give humans a notion of time for them to exist. 

Seinfeld Never Went in George's Apartment

I'm 98% sure on this, but I think Jerry never set foot in George's apartment.  George always came over to his place.  What an asshole, he's the guy that always makes you drive over, never wants to do anything outside where he is.  He went to George's house with his parents, I don't think we ever saw George's older place before he moved back home, did we?  Is this what that Curb Episode was about?  The one where George and Larry can't decide whose office to go to.  That may have been a reference to this, since George always obliged to go over to Jerry's in the show it would appear.   

Speaking of which, did he ever go into Elaine's newer apartment, not her old one with the roommate, the one with the rattan piece?  Wait, yes he did before the Devils game.  But I think I'm right on the George's apartment thing. 

Start from Scratch

The problem with society is that we haven’t started over yet with just about anything.  If you think about it we have just taken pre-existing ideas or models and evolved from that. I mean we have all this great technology and we are just evolving from the simpler genesis products.  I use the term evolve and it could be no better used on a subject such as they.  Think about all the species on earth right now, they are pretty fit, but guess what other species had to be wiped out completely for that to happen.  Maybe some technology we could do with wiping out completely and starting over.  

What we need to do is start from scratch on something, and come up with a better idea for everything.  Take for example the car, all we’ve done is improved upon the original model, and I must say not by that much comparatively.  The most advanced part is the break system, air bags, belts and computers.  But shit I mean there must be a better way for mass traveling than driving around in a machine that creates explosions from a limited fuel supply, I mean there just has to be

The Daily Show 1996

When I was younger I used to wish that I was Craig Kilborn’s friend.  I imagined going to his house every weekend, and hanging out with him, Bryant Unger, and screwing Beth Littleford, oh the dreams.  Then I would imagine that Michael Bleidan and A. Whitney Brown would pull up in their geo painted in a green and black grid pattern, and we would just fight with them. Then Rebecca Lobo would come by and she would get “comfortable” with me and Beth. How do dreams come to the mind?