Generation Spoiled.

 Everyone of us has been spoiled.  We have football to watch for 15 hours a day on Sunday.  That is spoiled.  Some of us are tough mothers but lets face everything is better now that when I twas twenty years ago but we are are spoiled.  We can’t go back.  We lose something we riot.  Just vodka tonics all night.  Go gin and tonics.  All the 42 regulars somewhere with all different pant sizes. 

 Also with the tea partiers, are you going to say that not a single one of them has a horrific thought of doing something terrible run through any one of their minds once?  That is usually the problem in our society we think too much in absolutes. In our situation above with Brewers vs Cubs.  Obviously when we discuss it amongst one another, the cubs suck, all cubs fans are degenerate douches, but when you think about it Jeffrey Dahmer was probably a Brewer fan.

 Remember that feeling you got when you saw that one chick, all that was a huge release of hormones. But the problem I have with it is that in order for someone to have a near death experience, they can’t die. They have to come back and report on what they saw. They see a light, they see their life flash before their eyes. Look at most Midwest cities from high above there is green everywhere now. We do all the clearning up. If you find a hair it is a fold up, carbon fibor chair.

Most animals will never know what they look like, most of the things in the universe will never know what they are, they can only see the world, and even their eyesight has many shortcomings. Even a fly probably wouldn't say hey that is me looking in mirror. That’s not another fly, I am my own thing.  Just think like a fish has no idea what the fuck the universe is or what is going on in the world. The world from the perspective of a tadpole, a frog and a mouse, is just about the closest thing to hell in it's truest sense. 

In the capitalistic system, economical inequality is acceptable. It is the engine of production.  So the political organizations and the state have to guarantee this inequality because theoretically inequality brings richness...

 

Where Are the Gills?

Why hasn't science and engineering been able to recreate a set of gills yet.  Dumb looking fish, they can turn water into oxygen.  Hello!

There has to be some electronic way we can do it!

What If Women Only Had 3 Periods

Every time I went to a hockey game with my buddies I had to make this comment, and i knew they always loved this joke since every time I said it they would smile and nod their heads. Then years passed and I began to think what if women did only have 3 periods. Onnce you got your period, you would have a month to try and procreate, and once the 3 are done there are no more. You never knew when it was going to come, so anytime between 13 and 72 or whenever it ends. You might have to be scrambling to find a mate.  Things may get intense.