I was bowling with Fred Savage one time, well actually I went with him but we chose to bowl on different lanes. Anyway I looked all over the place and I couldn’t find a single decent ball, there were shitty triangle bowling balls for kitsch I guess but too many for my taste. All of them didn’t have my finger sizes, it was pretty frustrating. Then I realized I was in a really shitty alley, and Fred Savage had taken the best bowling ball. So I decided to finally bowl in his lane, we had some money going on this one too, not much like 20 dollars maybe, a pin that is. We were considered the best bowlers around at the time. So we start bowling, and we suck, I think our final scores were like 32, and 36, that might have been in the 9th frame though, I think I had the higher one too. I kept putting Fred Savage down for being in the Wonder Years, I had to though. I also kept yelling WIZARD everytime he would did his backswing. But its ok this bachelorette party ended up coming to the bowling alley and we both had crazy sex with the ladies in the bachelorette party.
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