Saturday, April 16, 2011

Wiping


The way people wipe is amazing.  The thing about wiping your ass is really no one taught you when you were older, so how do you know if you are doing it the right way.  The reason is, unless your parents are perverse assholes, or you are one yourself, then you haven’t seen anyone wiping before.  It was kind of like you invented your own way, sideways, blotting, front to back, back to front, circular, folded, crumpled, it’s weird and it's all good.

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