I like how judges say to the jurors please strike that from the record, yeah because saying that is going to wipe their memory.

Osama is watching TV.  It is making terrorists lazy. Wait, we won then right?  That should be our number one weapon, just launch 1000 McDonald's, Burger Kings, KFC's, Red Boxes in the middle east, and give everyone a tablet with a $100 Itunes gift card.  Not a biological or chemical weapon but a social.  It's how we beat the Russians.  Make everyone apathetic about everything and they watch Teen Mom 4 without hesitation for an entire afternoon. 

You Can Make 3 Trades a year

 I can make 3 trades a year in Single A ball. That can be broken up or all together. George wasn’t talking to anyone on the other end of that phone. Isn’t weird to think about that even just 8 years ago how different the world was, what we know now in the collective consciousness, the history of events everything that is happening. We are the eyes ears nose mouth of the universe. We are God, we can see the universe, we can hear it feel it experience it know it and we may be the only things that can do that in the universe. Then they get pushed by gravity at extreme high velocities. They go all over the area for a long time. Just think of the consciousness of a gnat for a second what it experiences what it sees what it feels this earth is to him. What it is experiencing, just thunderous booms all the time everything is threatening.

Why does the sun shine so brightly in that orange sky, with no clouds.

 To see what the sun has seen is true knowledge, but only half. Lovers lay in the fields of feelings. They lay there sun on their backs, with their past, looking into each others eyes. One with eyes of shame, the other with eyes of innocence. The houses where they grew up only a short distance away from each other, their lives spent there, there whole worlds just a mile apart. There is a whole world out there Sarah. A whole world in which I never knew of. All this work we have done, to impress all of these people is worth nothing, the moment you realize this, you realize that people don’t care who you are. The sun's best is down, a hot summer day like many, can take its toll on the least of the aristocrats, for the heat for them is on the bill. Animals play for what they do not know is what makes them the young in Lyell’s eyes. All of life doesn’t come with a guarantee and neither does this scene, a scene of scolding and resenting, a scene of forgiving, and emptiness of the past.

Marriage is a form of slavery and I’m not sure why

 women are so eager to get it done. Back before lets say 1940. essentially that’s all marriage was, you didn’t work, you raised kids, you cooked, you had sex, etc. Men had sex with their slaves all the time. It was a way you could entrap a woman for life. Because before Henry the 8th, that is what Mormonism is all about having women as slaves. When women were completely obedient. They had to be, probably could be deemed a witch. I mean did men ever burn for being wizards? You don’t hear about it as much. Women could be hit, killed raped, a marriage was setup for love but you were expected to be obedient in every way. Nope it’s gone.

Problem With Fancy Pant Zippers

The probability that I will have my fly open skyrockets when I am wearing fancy pants, ie pants with a suit, or other dressy get up.  I don't know if I'm worried too much about boogers in my nose, and I'm checking for those every time I exit the bathroom, or I focus to much on face time and noting how good I look .  Or maybe it's because most of the time at home I'm in sweat pants and I'm not conditioned to zip up.  

So, No More Mars?

Oh we’re going to mars, blah blah no lets shut down NASA.  Let's make it to the moon in 1969 and then not do anything afterward?   It’s because people were disappearing in space and they were melting, they figured out we can never leave the earth.  You don't really realize how powerful the sun is once you get outside the magnetic field.  Or the lack of gravity tore them apart from the inside.  It had to have been terrifying though in reality.  You go crazy, are there moon people?

The Kafka Sandwich

Dill Pickles, BBQ, Onions, Bacon, cinamon, pastrami,  mozarella, blue cheese dressing, steak ums and special sauce.  Why does Kafka look like a humanized Eagle? Oh good they put too much fucking sauce on this.

Rise and Fall

And they just crush this hot blonde pussy constantly. They play cousins. How is this not the most uplifting tune/video of all time. And not only that but the show too. I mean there problems were always goofy you know. There was never like cousin layer lost all his money gambling or something like that. It was crazy shenanigans that just ended up getting them laid more. 

Foreign Courtesy

 You would get pissed if someone from france came up to you 4x a day and asked you where shit is, so I realized I need to know how to say:

Where is the Bathroom?
Can I have a drink of (Beer) (Water) (Whiskey) (orange juice)…
I would like a chicken dinner
I like your shirt

 Learn these 4 phrases in any foreign language country you go to and you will be fine.

Fall of Rome

You were trying to piece together moments from history but wasn’t romes downfall in tune with their gain in gladiatorial matches. They just went to that and concerned themselves greatly in the coliseum spending many man hours doing it. Not worrying about legitimate things anymore.  Well that and their over extended military that pissed off the rest of the world. 

That's the other thing that gets me TO'd, people talking about the fall of Rome, Berlin Constaninople, et al.  These cities didn't fall, just the beliefs.  Rome is still there, the romans are all over the world still.  Their are relics from those ages all over the place.  There are never falls, only transitions.  

Burn Out And Fade Away

 Fire works are like the big bang pretty much right then it fades out but that energy goes out somewhere. Eventually that’s whats going to happen all the energy will dissipate into infinitely small particles just simplest form of existance, right? They will be so far apart perhaps. A black hole creates infinite energy in order to create the big bang. Eventually the universe will be consumed by the black hole.

Never Wish Cancer Didn't Exist

Of course it's sad, but you can’t hope that cancer never existed. If cancer never existed everything you know and love would never have existed, and you wouldn’t exist just from the sheer magnitude of the causal time rift of how many other people would exist in time and for longer. Not to mention cancer makes us better as a species and not just from an emotional and biological standpoint. We have these disease that wipes out mass numbers of people on regular basis, it’s going to take the resources of just about every human being and their resources to accomplish this. We have to work together as a giant organism in order to rid ourselves of this sickness, that is a big evolutionary step in a society. So no I don’t think should like to hope that cancer never existed, I hope it gets cured tomorrow that’s why I liked.

Generation Spoiled.

 Everyone of us has been spoiled.  We have football to watch for 15 hours a day on Sunday.  That is spoiled.  Some of us are tough mothers but lets face everything is better now that when I twas twenty years ago but we are are spoiled.  We can’t go back.  We lose something we riot.  Just vodka tonics all night.  Go gin and tonics.  All the 42 regulars somewhere with all different pant sizes. 

 Also with the tea partiers, are you going to say that not a single one of them has a horrific thought of doing something terrible run through any one of their minds once?  That is usually the problem in our society we think too much in absolutes. In our situation above with Brewers vs Cubs.  Obviously when we discuss it amongst one another, the cubs suck, all cubs fans are degenerate douches, but when you think about it Jeffrey Dahmer was probably a Brewer fan.

 Remember that feeling you got when you saw that one chick, all that was a huge release of hormones. But the problem I have with it is that in order for someone to have a near death experience, they can’t die. They have to come back and report on what they saw. They see a light, they see their life flash before their eyes. Look at most Midwest cities from high above there is green everywhere now. We do all the clearning up. If you find a hair it is a fold up, carbon fibor chair.

Most animals will never know what they look like, most of the things in the universe will never know what they are, they can only see the world, and even their eyesight has many shortcomings. Even a fly probably wouldn't say hey that is me looking in mirror. That’s not another fly, I am my own thing.  Just think like a fish has no idea what the fuck the universe is or what is going on in the world. The world from the perspective of a tadpole, a frog and a mouse, is just about the closest thing to hell in it's truest sense. 

In the capitalistic system, economical inequality is acceptable. It is the engine of production.  So the political organizations and the state have to guarantee this inequality because theoretically inequality brings richness...

 

Where Are the Gills?

Why hasn't science and engineering been able to recreate a set of gills yet.  Dumb looking fish, they can turn water into oxygen.  Hello!

There has to be some electronic way we can do it!

What If Women Only Had 3 Periods

Every time I went to a hockey game with my buddies I had to make this comment, and i knew they always loved this joke since every time I said it they would smile and nod their heads. Then years passed and I began to think what if women did only have 3 periods. Onnce you got your period, you would have a month to try and procreate, and once the 3 are done there are no more. You never knew when it was going to come, so anytime between 13 and 72 or whenever it ends. You might have to be scrambling to find a mate.  Things may get intense. 

The Most Frightening Thing About the Robot Offensive

Take the best RTS game player set him up against the computer on expert see how they do. The machines will always have best strategy in mind. They will make 2 million robots made of hangers and that run on car batteries that just shoot a gun and stab a knife. They will cost $20 for them to make it and they won't stop until they are destroyed. We will use up all our resources trying to destroy them