Osama is watching TV.  It is making terrorists lazy. Wait, we won then right?  That should be our number one weapon, just launch 1000 McDonald's, Burger Kings, KFC's, Red Boxes in the middle east, and give everyone a tablet with a $100 Itunes gift card.  Not a biological or chemical weapon but a social.  It's how we beat the Russians.  Make everyone apathetic about everything and they watch Teen Mom 4 without hesitation for an entire afternoon.