Sunday, July 24, 2011

One of the Best Excuses

When I am a grandparent I will tell my grandkids that if they ever are in a bad situation, or they need to get out of something, they can always say that I died as an excuse, and I wouldn’t be offended, I would be so proud.  Such as “Excuse me Billy, did you get your homework done” said Teacher, “I’m sorry my grandpa died last night” Billy.  Or “Billy this paper is horrible, how do you explain yourself” Teacher, “My grandpa died last night and I wasn’t able to concentrate on it” Billy, “Oh my God I am so sorry Billy, be like a rock”  as she gives him a hug and starts crying.  Billy of course gets the thumbs up because he got away with it and his hot teacher is hugging him. Or even the best situation “Billy I don’t know if we should have sex, I don’t think I’m ready.”  “Stephanie I was thinking the same thing, but its just that my grandpa died last night, and I’m just feeling really empty right now, he always told me if it feels good do it, I think those were his dying words.” “OH Billy take me, my ass is ripe”.   I want to help my grandkids, you know. 

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