Sunday, July 24, 2011

How to Sleep

What if there is in a evil force in the universe that is afoot.  He is old coot, he has the patience of a rock.  And slowly but surely he is adding weight to the Earth, throwing dust at us, meteors that get grinded to grains of sand, all in all adding about 10 lbs to the earth every month.  Now this can have various effects.  The Earth traveling around the sun, the speed would slow down, would it not.  Also the gravity would increase because our mass has increased, and therefore we would pull in more of this Old coots garbage, and it would perpetuate itself, maybe we are doomed.  Now we need a super hero that takes 10 lbs of Earth out of it and throws it into the sun.  But hopefully wherever the Old coot takes his garbage from is losing mass, and thus creating the opposite effect of what is happening to the Earth, and in turn balancing the universe.  Invisible expressways that just crumple after you drive over them. 

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