About 25 years 117 days and 23 hours ago, in the valley of the crater gods, where the 8 planets were in alignment, and the moon casted its shadow on earth during the solar eclipse. There be born to one woman, a whore, and 5 criminal men, one a rapist, the other a pedaphile, the other a murderer, the other a thief, and the last George Lucas, the devil child, the root of all evil, not by name Damian but by name Freddie Prinze Jr. His destiny was to engrip Earth with Hell fire, and launch into the eternal damnation.
Earth now needed a symbol of pure goodness, one that could contest the greatness of angels, one that would be able to stand up and defeat the demon that had been casted upon our surface, and it was Macgyver and his sidekick Buckaroo Bonzai.
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