OccupyWallStreet is going to CAUSE Zombie Apocalypse

What do we always ask ourselves while watching a zombie movie.  How the hell did people get so dumb to be the first infected.  How does is spread if they are slow.  Does it start with one person, or like an airborne virus in the beginning.  Well I can tell you there is a good chance is starts with shit like occupywallstreet.  Ruffians, miscreants, government experience homeless aside,  it's ust a giant mass of people huddled together in one of the most populated dense cities in the world, growing slowly by the week, and more people catch wind and want to go down there to check it out.  It is growing faster than it is shrinking basically. 

One person gets infected then it spreads quickly, soon you got this collection of dozens of people, momoving outward infecting more.  Not to mention police are focusing on these areas across the country, they get infected there goes one of our safety nets.  The thing I've learned the most from the movies is zombies never stop.  They will always find you, they will eventually take over, they will greatly outnumber you and you will eventually die.  That is actually our weakness, we think they are so powerless, they are weaker, slower, disabled mostly, we always undersell them.  Never do that, and you may survive long enough to have sex 4 more times. 

http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/Police_Say_Man_Bit_Officer_In_The_Arm_132948613.html  - oh shit