If I would die tomorrow I would want everyone to go to a party after my funeral, but I would like to have a closed casket so no one could see where the body was. While people are at my after party funeral they are gauging themselves on this delectable cracker spread and cake, they can’t believe how delicious it is and neither can I. At the end of the party, everyone will be given $10, and then told what they just ate was me, happy holidays, no go buy yourselves some therapy. When everyone leaves I want any leftovers to be put into a DVD case of Charles Angels and sent to Ashton Kutcher telling him how much he sucks.
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