Sterming the Porn

 The blueprint for Sterming Porn:  The reason we have to use the term sterm is that we are stealing what would normally be rented, hence “Sterm”.  We made our plan using salsas and pickles and even a salt shaker.  Ryne, dressed in drag, would be the driver, Mikey, hung like a mule, would be the cowboy that grabs the porn, Johan would be the preppy tennis player that catches the porn and throws it in the car, Raul, the frenchman, would be the door opener, and Rodrigo, dressed in a one piece leotard, would be distracter two.  We first mapped it out in reality, there was a big pillar we could use to our advantage, and metal detectors we would have to get around but we figured it out.  First Mikey would go in and go straight to the porn in the far right corner, then distracter two, would ask the person working for all these non existant titles like Titanic, and Time’s Man of the Year is a Woman.  Then he would say nevermind could you show me where Lake Placid is, while the lady is going back, Mikey would take the porn from the shelf and take it to the front of the store.  As the lady is bending over to get Lake Placid, Raul would open the door, and I would throw the porn out to preppy ass Johan who would be running, he would catch and then throw in the Ryne’s car going in the opposite direction, and bingo Porn Stermed.