Saturday, November 19, 2011

Regrets as a Child


 When I was a kid I never slept.  Perhaps that is why I will die an early death all those episodes of Dobbie Gilles stuck in my head from Nick at Nite at 2:30 in the FUCKING MORNING.  That is probably why I was short and fat in my youth days.  Later I learned it was because I ate 15 brats a day, with 2 quarts of snizz, and I never did any squats.

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