The Great Pube Wars

Have I ever told you about The Great Pube Wars of the near future.  Oh this one is great, so if you have any non-fat kids tell them to sit on your lap.  These aren’t the pubes that are on the body.  A pube is a type of animoid humano, has different features, it’s some kind of beast, but human. Basically it was someone who went through puberty when they were 10, namely Travis Smoldt from Pious.   See there are different types of pubes, Jungle pubes, Sea pubes, Space pubes, Underground pubes, Computer pubes, Ghost/Phantom pubes, Garbage pubs, etc, etc, etc.  There are just a lot of them.  Anyway in the year 2013, all the pube hunters will use their pube clubs, to get all the pubes into the big pube hole that we built in Russia.  We will keep these pubes occupied in this hole, since there is no way out, it’s pretty deep.  Then, in the year 2015 the Savior pube will bust them out, as the scripture described.  He is a pube full of vengeance and scurvy. He rides a motocycle with no wheels, but he saves them despite that fact.  Although the battle only lasts 23 min, we destroy all the pubes, thank you