More Tips For Life

1. When breaking a bottle to cut someone always break with the under side of the table, that way glass won’t hit your eye as you break it.
2. Never fall in love.
3. The smaller problems will fill up the bucket faster than the big ones.
4. Always think someone is testing you. 
5. Never trust a woman when she wants to have sex with you.  She probably just wants to have sex with you because she is already pregnant by another guy who doesn’t want to be the father so she makes you think you’re the father and you will then want to take care of it. Watch Circle of Friends if you don't believe me. 
6. Grow a beard as insurance in case you kill you someone.  Then shave it and you will look nothing like the guy who did it.  At lease you’ll be harder to recognize
7. Don’t trust anyone, there are too many snitches.  The strongest bridge is you. 
8. If you ever feel sick, or like you are going to throw up make sure you eat a lot of oranges before so at least the puke smells somewhat decent.  You know like oranges. 
9. Never Smell Garbage