Sunday, June 19, 2011

I once had a love affair with Leslie Nielson...

 ...that was one amazing summer that I’ll remember forever.  Leslie made me laugh so much, and helped me find out who I really was and what I wanted from my life.  I always wanted to make love to Leslie, for years thinking about it everyday, what it would be like when it finally did.  Then one night, Leslie couldn’t get to sleep and came up into my room to talk, it felt like a dream the whole night.  Leslie was so soft yet firm in the right places, comforting me every step of the way.  I had dreamed of kissing Leslie’s lips, those eyes, the way the cheek had adorable little freckles, and now it was all true.  I would remember it as much as Leslie would, and that’s what made it complete.   As the summer went on, Leslie would climb up onto the bed and hold me until I fell asleep, and would wake me up when I needed to get up by kissing me passionately.  But before that Leslie would give me a quick fellacio. You know I was talking about the girl I went to high school with right?

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